Super Crazy Fast!

This morning, Danny and Aaron were talking trash about how fast they could run. Aaron was adamant that he could catch and beat Danny in a foot race. Danny said that there was no way this could happen as he is "the fastest in (his) class." From nowhere Rachel decided to enter the debate and throw her support behind Danny's claim by stating: "Danny can beat you, Aaron. He's as fast as a Cheeto!"

At the rate that those orange, crunchy things disappear in our house, it's as if Rachel was saying that Danny is super-crazy fast.

You can see how a virtual race would pan out between Danny & Aaron by watching this video:

Oooo that was close. Is it me or was that just a lot of fancy footwork with no substance? Kind of like eating a Cheeto - fancy shape and taste, but it earns low marks for substance and nutrition.